Let's just fire the guy and be done with it. We've all suffered through mediocrity before, but at least back then we could get in the first round of the tournament, bust a backboard on a dunk, and people would talk about us for the next two weeks.
Here's what we do. Let Leach Coach the home games. Seriously! I mean he'd fill the stands for sure. Just give him about 5 plays, about 4 inbound plays, and tell him he can say zone or man whenever he wants and the guys will know what to do. Can't you see him on the bench with his secret piece of scratch paper, making covert jerking motions with his hands, and seeing the players suddenly, magically, know what to do. Come on! Basketball is really nothing but 4 wide receivers without the o-line and no running threat! Just tell the guys to run to "wood" and get them the ball...oh yeah, let crabtree play too.
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Yeah, they are pitiful. Play some D for goodness sake!
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ReplyDeletei agree, get the points done in tso's contract, get rid of basketball in general, build the stadium and let's win a national championship
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